OPRAH - Fancy Hair Products: $65.00
AMY - Knockoff Humectress: $.99 a bottle if you have a coupon:
OPRAH - Cashmere sweater by Ralph Lauren made exclusively for Oprah. He put a big "O" on the tag: $498.00
AMY - Ugly, fuzzy, warm, unknown fabric pullover: $Who knows how much it cost? I don't remember when I got it. Gap made this for lots of people but I'm going to put an "A" on the tag with a Sharpie.
OPRAH - Scented Candles: $55.00 each
AMY - My favorite candle is the one that I made in third grade: $INFINITY because I made it. I'm not allowed to burn it, though, because my Mom said so.
So I resort to this relaxing candle when I need to wind down a bit. I find that the aroma of burning aluminum really soothes me for the 10 minutes that it lasts: $2.99 per gross.
OPRAH: Work out pants: $98.00
AMY - Ain't now way, now how, does OPRAH wear these pants and neither will I. I have two words for these pants: CAMEL. TOE!
OPRAH - Panini Press: $99.95
Complete with "Love Sandwich" recipe, for the sandwich that "SHE" makes for Stedman. Riiiiiight.
AMY - THE GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL: $How did I obtain this wonderful item?
And here is my love recipe:
1. Get off your ass
2. Make it yourself!
OPRAH - "Everyone needs a good knife in the kitchen." Shut up, Oprah. You know you haven't picked up a knife in years. $75.00
Amy - "Oprah's knives look like weapons I could use on my dog. I am only allowed to use this": $Useless...I'll need Oprah's to get the job done.
OPRAH - Because you are all so unorganized, The Container Store will re-do your closet for you! $1000.00
Amy - I'm not sure that $1000.00 would even START to tackle this mess:
Thankfully, I have my own personal organizer...I DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' CONTAINER STORE! But if you are reading this Oprah or Container Store, than yes! I do need help....PLEASE!
$FREE, cause she has to do what I say!
OPRAH - Mac And Cheese: $29.00...seriously!
AMY - I'm ALL FOR comfort food, but $29.00 for Mac and Cheese? I'd better be good and hung over to pay that for some noodles smothered in cheese. WHERE CAN I GET THAT? Otherwise, I'll settle for this: $1.79 on a good day at Kroger.
And last, but certainly not least:
OPRAH - A seven day cruise in the Caribbean. $More than I can afford.
AMY - A lifetime of this. $Priceless. I'll take this over anything: (Except for the one on the far left!)
And as a bonus, I get this:
Oprah ain't got nothin' on me!